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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening,

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I've not seen the sun in weeks

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Date: 09:38 Jun 5, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian

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Date: 11:10 Jun 5, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or

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I've not seen the sun in weeks

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Date: 16:15 Jun 5, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or uzbekistani

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A bit geeky

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Date: 18:07 Jun 5, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or uzbekistani nationals

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I've not seen the sun in weeks

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Date: 18:29 Jun 5, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or uzbekistani nationals received

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Date: 19:46 Jun 5, 2009

England wrote:

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or uzbekistani nationals received cocopops




 



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A bit geeky

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Date: 19:46 Jun 5, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or uzbekistani nationals received cocopops marked

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IT LOOKS LIKE PORRIDGE!

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I'm on a boat!

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Date: 19:48 Jun 5, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or uzbekistani nationals received cocopops marked with

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Full blown swine vomit

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Date: 11:50 Jun 6, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or uzbekistani nationals received cocopops marked with horseshit.


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A bit geeky

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Date: 16:38 Jun 6, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or uzbekistani nationals received cocopops marked with horseshit. This

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I'm on a boat!

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Date: 23:13 Jun 6, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or uzbekistani nationals received cocopops marked with horseshit. This triumph

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A bit geeky

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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or uzbekistani nationals received cocopops marked with horseshit. This triumph breached

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IT LOOKS LIKE PORRIDGE!

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I've not seen the sun in weeks

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Date: 00:22 Jun 7, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or uzbekistani nationals received cocopops marked with horseshit. This triumph breached international

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Full blown swine vomit

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Date: 02:46 Jun 7, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or uzbekistani nationals received cocopops marked with horseshit. This triumph breached international regulations

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I'm on a boat!

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Date: 09:58 Jun 7, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or uzbekistani nationals received cocopops marked with horseshit. This triumph breached international regulations regarding

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Full blown swine vomit

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Date: 12:34 Jun 7, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or uzbekistani nationals received cocopops marked with horseshit. This triumph breached international regulations regarding kellogs

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I'm on a boat!

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Date: 13:44 Jun 7, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or uzbekistani nationals received cocopops marked with horseshit. This triumph breached international regulations regarding kellogs spunknuts

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Date: 22:04 Jun 7, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or uzbekistani nationals received cocopops marked with horseshit. This triumph breached international regulations regarding kellogs spunknuts (not



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A bit geeky

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Date: 22:42 Jun 7, 2009


Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or uzbekistani nationals received cocopops marked with horseshit. This triumph breached international regulations regarding kellogs spunknuts (not including

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