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Date: 01:42 May 24, 2009
RE: One Word Story V2.0


Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT

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I'm on a boat!

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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to

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A bit geeky

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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be

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IT LOOKS LIKE PORRIDGE!

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Dan


I've not seen the sun in weeks

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Date: 22:27 May 24, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten

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I'm on a boat!

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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by

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A bit geeky

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Date: 01:26 May 25, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul

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Full blown swine vomit

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Date: 14:06 May 25, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.


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A bit geeky

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Date: 19:47 May 25, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway,

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Dan


I've not seen the sun in weeks

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Date: 20:32 May 25, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none

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Full blown swine vomit

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Date: 21:30 May 25, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of

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Dan


I've not seen the sun in weeks

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Date: 21:43 May 25, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you

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Full blown swine vomit

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Date: 21:56 May 25, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers

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I've not seen the sun in weeks

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Date: 21:58 May 25, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand

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A bit geeky

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Date: 22:44 May 25, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical


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I'm on a boat!

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Date: 23:23 May 25, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks

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Full blown swine vomit

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Date: 00:50 May 26, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore

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A bit geeky

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Date: 01:33 May 26, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically

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IT LOOKS LIKE PORRIDGE!

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Full blown swine vomit

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Posts: 1390
Date: 01:43 May 26, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you

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A bit geeky

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Date: 02:49 May 26, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag

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A bit geeky

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Date: 05:06 May 26, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn

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