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RE: One Word Story V2.0


Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers

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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch



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Full blown swine vomit

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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me.

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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO!

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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY!

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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT!

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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!



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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
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Date: 23:27 Jun 3, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his

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A bit geeky

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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs

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A bit geeky

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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before

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Date: 00:26 Jun 4, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf

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A bit geeky

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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has

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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another

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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous

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Full blown swine vomit

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Date: 13:40 Jun 4, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session

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I've not seen the sun in weeks

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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".


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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That

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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That
day,

-- Edited by flying_toaster on Thursday 4th of June 2009 05:27:04 PM

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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or

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