My advice, do a set of really convoluted but only mildly irritating pranks (signing them up for every free catalogue on the internet, the old pizza gag.) that way you'll really show them who's boss.
She agreed to marry you... should've been a dead giveaway
Zing. Still got it.
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"Saddam is just part of the problem, if Saddam invested more in the pussy infrastructure of Iraq than he did in his fucking gay ass army, then this country would be no more fucked up than say, Mexico." - Cpl Josh Ray Person - Generation Kill