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Midget Intruder


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Date: 17:20 Feb 25, 2010
This Saturday night....
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...come round and watch me get drunk and slide around on our filthy floor while Bratty snorts condiments again. Bring booze and snacks.

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"Saddam is just part of the problem, if Saddam invested more in the pussy infrastructure of Iraq than he did in his fucking gay ass army, then this country would be no more fucked up than say, Mexico." - Cpl Josh Ray Person - Generation Kill
hod feemo


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Date: 19:34 Feb 25, 2010
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I'm off for a chinese for someones birthday, I'll try and bob in for a pint afterwards.

I leave my job tomorrow. Braap.

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Midget Intruder


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Date: 20:06 Feb 25, 2010
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Sweet. Can I have it? Go on, giz a job...

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"Saddam is just part of the problem, if Saddam invested more in the pussy infrastructure of Iraq than he did in his fucking gay ass army, then this country would be no more fucked up than say, Mexico." - Cpl Josh Ray Person - Generation Kill
hod feemo


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Date: 20:12 Feb 25, 2010
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Sorry mate, no Jews, lots of pork involved.

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Midget Intruder


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But I'm only Jew-ish.


-- Edited by Midget Intruder on Thursday 25th of February 2010 09:45:23 PM

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Gav


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Date: 22:13 Feb 25, 2010
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im about to get wankered now

450 mw to 0 in  0.000001 seconds

the loudest bang you've ever heard

10 fire engines   40 foot flames   about 4 foot away from 4 bar of hydrogen

bad bad shift

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MrBanana


I'm on a boat!

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Date: 08:54 Feb 26, 2010
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I'm going to Stratford upon avon.

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fuckoff


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Date: 17:52 Feb 26, 2010
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What are you going there for?

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MrBanana


I'm on a boat!

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Date: 19:11 Feb 26, 2010
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Birthday treat. Its a nice place and there is a pub that does really good food. However, the weather reports are looking crappy so we may not go. Depends what tomorrow brings.

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MrBanana


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Not going Stratford so I'll call round.

What time does the fun begin?



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Midget Intruder


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Date: 11:31 Feb 27, 2010
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Not really given it any thought. Saaaay... eight o-clock? Should give Brattman enough CoD time beforehand to be a gracious host. He gets cranky without at least six hours a day.

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..Whereas you get cranky without at least 6 hours of gay porn a day!

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England


I've not seen the sun in weeks

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Date: 19:37 Feb 27, 2010
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or 6 minutes of work....

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Midget Intruder


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Date: 19:47 Feb 27, 2010
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I see what you both did there. I like it!

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MrBanana


I'm on a boat!

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Date: 14:23 Feb 28, 2010
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Rough. I was sick this morning. Not surprisingly, it was blue. Nasty business.

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fuckoff


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me too, several times. I feel like death, absolutely dreadful.

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hod feemo


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Date: 18:50 Feb 28, 2010
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I came to see you with Nic after friars but you'd all gone, Goerner played me 70ish versions of the blue oyster bar theme to make up for it.

Quote of the night "Kev, could you tell Ste to put the couch back down, I'm in one of those positions where I could seriously break my neck".

(Greg, hanging upside down)

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ha I'd forgotten all about the many blue oyster bar themes!!!

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Midget Intruder


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hod feemo wrote:
Quote of the night "Kev, could you tell Ste to put the couch back down, I'm in one of those positions where I could seriously break my neck".


(Greg, hanging upside down)



I was almost certain that was a dream, until I read this.

I spewed last night, am amazed that I managed not to today and I feel like a pig shat in my head. Ultimate winz.



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