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Dan


I've not seen the sun in weeks

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MrBanana wrote:

Once that job is done we can break out the booze and the sledge axe.



Oh how i will miss this.

 

Have fun doooods.



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MrBanana


I'm on a boat!

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Date: 12:33 Mar 6, 2010
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I have a stinking cold. I may be man down quite early on. Due to not being able to breath properly, I didn't get much sleep last night.

Hopefully some nice single malt and a roaring fire will sort me out.

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MrBanana


I'm on a boat!

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To avoid arguments later, me and Kate get first pick of bedroom. We'll be staying in the small one. Probably in the room on the left, however, if that big ass spider is there we will be choosing another room. After we pick you can all call bagsys on where you want.

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Midget Intruder


A bit geeky

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Date: 20:06 Mar 7, 2010
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A few choice quotes that sum up last night very well, for those who couldn't make it:

"BRRRRAAaaaAAAAP"... "Three times!"... "Chest cavity filled with bear semen"... "Rape them out of existence"... "PAAAAAAARP"... "If I stand up, you're going to throw my chair on the fire again"... "PfffffffffrrRUUUMP".

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hod feemo


Full blown swine vomit

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Date: 20:10 Mar 8, 2010
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"He stabbed her 80 times and raped every hole....."

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England


I've not seen the sun in weeks

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Date: 21:08 Mar 8, 2010
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Regarding my tummy troubles. Sunday afternoon, i decided to iron some shirts for the week ahead. It took me 1 and a half hours to Iron 5 shirts and 2 pairs of kecks as the hilarious large farts from the night before turned into the worst kind of nightmare. The mixture of Guinness, mead, kevs hot pot and lots of carbo filled crisps sent my bowels into some kind of war zone.

Never have i had it so bad, explosion after explosion of violent diaherria resembling yop thick chocolate milkshake. shivers.....so cold....sooo cold...

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hod feemo


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Date: 22:31 Mar 8, 2010
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That poor botty just cud nae stand anymore captain, she's gonna blow!

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MrBanana


I'm on a boat!

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Date: 02:17 Mar 9, 2010
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Nasty business indeed. Its all fun and games until someone shits themselves.

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