I rememeber holding my shit in as I didn't want to miss the cartoons as a kid and my dad yelling "FOR CHRISTS SAKE KEV GO AND TAKE A SHIT" I was there thinking "how did he know?" not realising I'm leaking putrid gas out my bum.
6th post and we're on farts already. Classy.
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Twilight is shit. My gf brought the fucking book round round one day, so I raped the bitch.
My bad. Im having bad farts and poos now because im a bit nervous about flying, as always. yet i wasnt when i did it myself. Majorca is gonna be two weeks of curry and beer for my, im gonna stink at times.
Bwahaha! I used to have mates like that, and when we went camping the tent always stunk of rancid fart. We'd air it out all through the day and it still wouldnt get any better. Disgusting, but funny.
"The review rejected almost all of the existing studies of comparisons between organic and non-organic nutritional differences.
"Although the researchers say that the differences between organic and non-organic food are not 'important', due to the relatively few studies, they report in their analysis that there are higher levels of beneficial nutrients in organic compared to non-organic foods.
"Without large-scale, longitudinal research it is difficult to come to far-reaching clear conclusions on this, which was acknowledged by the authors of the FSA review.
"Also, there is not sufficient research on the long-term effects of pesticides on human health," he added.
We're trying to grow organic salad for the inmates at prison and..... Well, the bin is too good for it. The tomatoes have a mad disease from Africa and are brown with slime in them. The lettuce is bug-eaten and the peppers are tiny! God old prison organic nom.
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Twilight is shit. My gf brought the fucking book round round one day, so I raped the bitch.