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I'm on a boat!

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Date: 13:21 Jul 11, 2009
Fun in the garden


I had just finished cutting down the forest that was my grass when I noticed that my drain was blocked. I lifted the manhole cover and found i was full to the top with poo. A rough calculation gives me 9 square feet of poo plus what ever is stuck in the pipe. My Dad has just gone to get the pressure washer, to try and shift it. What a lovely job that is going to be. Pic may follow later.

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Date: 14:34 Jul 11, 2009

Not Again!!!

Has somebody been stealing office bog roll again...?

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I'm on a boat!

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Date: 18:05 Jul 11, 2009

No, just standard loo roll. I have no idea what blocked it but whatever it was, it was about 3 rod lengths down the pipe. All clear now though. Wanna see what a couple of months of my poo looks like?






So much of it!



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Date: 18:14 Jul 11, 2009

That is amazing! It won't just be poo though, and i should imagine it is not all yours as you are not the first house on the street. Just as a matter of interest, i will check the sewer records at the back of your house when i get to work on Tuesday . I should imagine there are a few connections into the sewer. You may have done other people a favour. Time to get some bills out to your neighbours on the higher end of the gravity pipe.

Here is a nice picture of fat build up in a sewer in a high street full of Kebab shops and takeaways.

LondonFat1.jpg

-- Edited by England on Saturday 11th of July 2009 06:17:26 PM

-- Edited by England on Saturday 11th of July 2009 06:21:40 PM

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I've not seen the sun in weeks

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Date: 18:22 Jul 11, 2009

Theres poo everywhere. That is the worst thing ever.

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I'm on a boat!

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Date: 18:41 Jul 11, 2009

England wrote:

That is amazing! It won't just be poo though, and i should imagine it is not all yours as you are not the first house on the street. 


Your right, there was all kinds of stuff down there, however, any poo that is there is defo mine (as women don't poo so it can't be Kate's). That lot is what I fished out of the access point at the end of my garden. It doesn't connect to the other pipes until a lot futher up than I was rodding. Well, thats what the drain bloke told me last time I called them out. Check it out on your computer though, it would be interesting to know if I have actually been fishing around in my neighbours doings.  

 



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Date: 23:12 Jul 11, 2009

England wrote:

That is amazing! It won't just be poo though, and i should imagine it is not all yours as you are not the first house on the street. Just as a matter of interest, i will check the sewer records at the back of your house when i get to work on Tuesday . I should imagine there are a few connections into the sewer. You may have done other people a favour. Time to get some bills out to your neighbours on the higher end of the gravity pipe.

Here is a nice picture of fat build up in a sewer in a high street full of Kebab shops and takeaways.

LondonFat1.jpg

-- Edited by England on Saturday 11th of July 2009 06:17:26 PM

-- Edited by England on Saturday 11th of July 2009 06:21:40 PM



If I'd read this in work, I'd have seen your fat build up and raised you a picture of the inside of a raggedy arsed, broken up, pre war manhole in Douglas, filled with second hand bog roll, taken just moments before I was dropped into it.  My job sucks.

Goern, any of your neighbours on the upstream end had a baby recently?  Those supposedly flushable wipes fuck drains up all the time. 

Edit:  Nevermind saw your other post.  Errrm... don't use so much bog roll!

 



-- Edited by Midget Intruder on Saturday 11th of July 2009 11:15:57 PM

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