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Dan


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I Am Slightly Freaked Out


Right. I was sat having a nice time with Black Sabbath playing and over my music outside i could hear the most horric sounds ive ever heard in my life. It was like a dog voilently barking and a man screaming for help, and it sounded like he was screaming for his life. Half the street came out on the front wondering what the fucks gone on. People have gone looking but cant find anything, theres a big dark empty field at the back of the houses and farm land, it could have been from there, or the main road. Ive just never heard anything like that in my life, it stopped after 30 seconds to a kminute. I have no fucking idea of what it was. I cant explain those screams....

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Date: 23:03 Jun 30, 2009

It was Purple Aki.

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Lev


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Date: 23:05 Jun 30, 2009

Front paper tomorrow will tell you.

I can only assume someone was being chased by the police, and they were using dogs.

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A bit geeky

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Date: 23:10 Jun 30, 2009

haha, i'm with FO.

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Date: 06:35 Jul 1, 2009

Dan, do you think any of us know what it was?

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Dan


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Date: 06:58 Jul 1, 2009

No... Anyway. Police were about last night. Hopefully there will be something in the papers on Thursday.

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Date: 07:12 Jul 1, 2009

The entire incident was captured on cctv - even dan is seen cowering behind his couch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YAL4QFXDRI

-- Edited by fuckoff on Wednesday 1st of July 2009 07:13:25 AM

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Dan


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Date: 07:49 Jul 1, 2009

Hahaa!!!! Only problem is that we dont sound like that in St.Helens.

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Date: 14:30 Jul 1, 2009

What the hell did I just watch?

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Date: 15:58 Jul 1, 2009

Haha, that was amazing. I read through the wiki article on him earlier. It's so blatantly been trolled as well, but still i wish i had a local rapist legend.

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Dan


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Date: 16:23 Jul 1, 2009

Yeh he was a boogie man legend type of thing. "Get to bed or Purple Aki will get you!"

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Dan


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Date: 16:26 Jul 1, 2009

Also. man who lives on the street had a massive dog and it attacked him and almost killed him. Fun fun fun!

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Date: 20:00 Jul 1, 2009

FAO flying Toaster.

Purple Aki was (we thought) an urban myth who parents wouldn't let you play out  late at night or purple aki would get (aka rape) you.

Turns out aki is a real guy around mersyside who has had so many restaining orders for touching mens musclues he's constantly in jail for it. he was called purple Aki as he was so black he shined purple like when you spill car oil on the floor!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/8027540.stm





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Date: 20:59 Jul 1, 2009

Thats the most sinister thing I have ever seen on youtube.

Dan, have you ever heard a barn owl screeching? Could have been what you heard.

http://www.barnowltrust.org.uk/popup_sound.html?Id=1

Be warned, its fucking terrifying.

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Dan


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Date: 21:06 Jul 1, 2009

Nahh. A man shouting Help is no owl! Man got mauled by his dog and is in hospital now. Brutal shit.

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Date: 21:11 Jul 1, 2009

I thought maybe the owl was attacking him. They do that you know, fear them.

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Dan


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Date: 21:20 Jul 1, 2009

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcKpx2DxGwY

Fear this...

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Lev


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Date: 21:53 Jul 1, 2009

Dan wrote:

Man got mauled by his dog and is in hospital now. Brutal shit.




Well done for helping him. no



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Date: 22:16 Jul 1, 2009

That owl noise has freaked my dog out. She's off round the house checking all the rooms.

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Dan wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcKpx2DxGwY

Fear this...



No need, its only worms.

http://gizmodo.com/5305380/disgusting-sewer-creature-update-its-fing-real

 



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