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thrashduck


A bit geeky

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Date: 20:53 Jun 9, 2009
Omegle Again
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www.omegle.com for the uneducated...

This was a nice little convo, dunno if the guy was serious or not, but I enjoyed it.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HELLO
Stranger: YOU MAY ALREADY HAVE WON A MASSIVE YACHT
You: Woah
You: really?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS SEND US YOUR BANK DETAILS, AND WHEN THE ADMIN FEES HAVE BEEN PROCESSED YOU WILL BE IT'S PROUD OWNER
You: Are you based in Nigeria?
Stranger: No, Dagenham.
You: Dagenham and Redbridge
Stranger: Indeed!
You: Is that near the sea
Stranger: Not really, just under the smoke of London.
You: Where did you get the yacht from
Stranger: I bought it on ebay.
Stranger: Now I'm giving it away to people who I random select off of OMEGLE.
You: What like, more than one person
Stranger: No, but the others have ignored me.
You: if you're giving it away
You: why do you need my bank details you quadrospazz
Stranger: Because of the admin fees.
You: the admin fees
You: what does that involve
You: stamps
Stranger: It's basically the money involved in the transaction fees for the people at the bank who tax you for receiving a luxury gift.
You: how about
You: you keep like the fridge
You: or something on board
You: to cover the cost
Stranger: It's all on there.
You: take it off
You: keep that
You: that's my gift to you
Stranger: Good.
You: how much are the admin fees
Stranger: £320
Stranger: Still, nothing compared to the yacht, which is worth thousands.
You: Can I send you three hundred and twenty pounds
Stranger: No, it needs to be done via bank. Otherwise it will be considered tax evasion.
You: I hate tax anyway
You: so it doesn't matter
You: And I'm a bit skint
Stranger: Ok, it's a deal.
You: so I'll send you it in Blockbuster money off vouchers
Stranger: Where can I send it to?
You: yknow when you send a letter to the Queen
You: you just put
You: "The Queen, Buckingham Palace"
Stranger: Yea
You: well
You: just write
You: in black marker pen
You: on the yacht
You: "Captain Awesome, West Yorkshire"
You: it'll find me
Stranger: You're from Yorkshire?
Stranger: I'm sorry, I'm allowed to give away to people from Yorkshire.
Stranger: *not allowed
You: why's that
Stranger: Because this is only an Essex-based promotion.
You: oh
You: I live in Essex
You: the village of West Yorkshire
You: in Essex
Stranger: That will be fine then.
Stranger: I will put my return address on the map for the £320.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I await my yacht.


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MrBanana


I'm on a boat!

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Date: 23:38 Jun 9, 2009
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I liked the Captain Awesome bit. Very quick thinking there, most amusing indeed.

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Dan


I've not seen the sun in weeks

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Date: 16:50 Jun 10, 2009
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Stranger: hi
You: Nob
Stranger: what you want to say?
You: Nober
Stranger: just Nober
You: Nobest
Stranger: ah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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ATM_FTW


I like posting me I do

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Date: 16:55 Jun 10, 2009
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yazma
You: gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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hod feemo


Full blown swine vomit

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Date: 20:05 Jun 10, 2009
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: Suck me beautiful
Stranger: asl
You: sucky sucky?
Stranger: male or female
You: Five dollar?
Stranger: male or female
Stranger: asl
You: Four dollar?
Stranger: ill suck u off
You: YEAH! love you long time G.I.
Stranger: asl
Stranger: haha ur fuunnny
You: 14 f texas
Stranger: coooool
Stranger: u got msn
Stranger: u could fingeryourself
You: Ewww ya fuckin peado
You: I have your I.P.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: anyways
Stranger: how is it living in texas
Stranger: btw i live in the uk
You: www.ip-adress.com/ip_tracer/
Stranger: mansfeild town to be preicise
Stranger: soory if i have hurt u in anyway
You: Did you think Conor higginson had a good season?
Stranger: who
Stranger: ?
You: mansfield town FC
You: WHY YOU LIE?
Stranger: i think i better stop asking people i dont even know stupid questons
You: LIE LIE LIE
Stranger: lol uve been on google aint ya
Stranger: lol
You: YOU REEK OF BUTTSEKS
Stranger: whats buttseks
Stranger: anyways im 13
You: YOU FUCKING NONCE
Stranger: lol this website is starange
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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thrashduck


A bit geeky

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Date: 20:33 Jun 10, 2009
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NO!

HAVE NICE CHATS!

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Si


Noob

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Date: 20:37 Jun 10, 2009
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You: Good day Sir.
Stranger: Good day (;
You: Fine weather we're having
Stranger: indeed.
You: So fine I might heartilly defecate
Stranger: sorry you are using too long words
You: I'm gonna shit becuase it's sunny.
Stranger: ok (: i understand that
Stranger: interesting
You: I love poo.


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Si


Noob

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Date: 20:53 Jun 10, 2009
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Stranger: düzgünce konusulabilcek birileri var mı orada acep ?
You: YES I WOULD LOVE TO SLEEP WITH YOUR HEAVILY PREGNANT SISTER!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Dan


I've not seen the sun in weeks

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Date: 20:56 Jun 10, 2009
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That is the best one i have ever seen. Im hurting from laughing.


-- Edited by Dan on Wednesday 10th of June 2009 08:59:08 PM

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Bottle_of_Piss


I've not seen the sun in weeks

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Date: 02:24 Sep 30, 2009
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Stranger: hey talk dirty to me
You: black grease on the windows
You: poo stains on the toilet
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Leighsus


I like posting me I do

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Date: 17:43 Sep 30, 2009
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE USA?
Stranger: obammmmma
Stranger: bye
Stranger: ?
You: I'M SORRY, DO YOU MEAN BARACK OBAMA?
Stranger: yes
You: CORRECT
You: HOW MANY KILOMETERS ARE THERE IN A MILE?
Stranger: don't know
Stranger: bye
You: YOU MAY USE GOOGLE TO WIN YOUR PRIZE
Stranger: no
Stranger: anyway u r so unique
You: QUIZBOT THANKS YOU FOR YOUR PRAISE
You: YOU MEANT THAT AS A COMPLIMENT, RIGHT?
Stranger: sure
You: QUIZBOT LIKES YOU TOO
You: YOU SEEM INTELLIGENT
Stranger: lol
Stranger: never gonna be
You: DON'T LIE TO QUIZBOT
Stranger: I'm so sorry but i love u
You: ***RUNACTION>LOVE***
You: ***PROCESSING***
You: ***RESULT=HARD-ON***
You: YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON TO PLEASE QUIZBOT IN THIS WAY
Stranger: oh
Stranger: haha
Stranger: hey what is ur age QUizbot
You: QUIZBOT v.2.0 WAS RELEASED ON JULY 13TH 2009
Stranger: lol
Stranger: umm ur real age is.??
You: QUIZBOT IS 2 MONTHS AND 17 DAYS OLD
Stranger: i see
Stranger: I think Im busy now
You: TOO BUSY FOR QUIZBOT?
Stranger: yes
You: INCORRECT
You have disconnected.

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Leighsus


I like posting me I do

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Date: 17:44 Sep 30, 2009
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: dtf?
You: WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE USA?
Stranger: clinton
You: QUIZBOT LABELS YOU A FUCKING IDIOT AND DISCONNECTS
You have disconnected.

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Dan


I've not seen the sun in weeks

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Date: 17:51 Sep 30, 2009
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Leighsus wrote:

Stranger: I'm so sorry but i love u
You: ***RUNACTION>LOVE***
You: ***PROCESSING***
You: ***RESULT=HARD-ON***


Stranger: I think Im busy now
You: TOO BUSY FOR QUIZBOT?
Stranger: yes
You: INCORRECT
You have disconnected.



Those bits are amazing!!



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Lev


I've not seen the sun in weeks

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Date: 18:56 Sep 30, 2009
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Ha, Quizbot is awesome.

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MrBanana


I'm on a boat!

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Date: 23:37 Sep 30, 2009
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Genius!

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The Reverend D


A bit geeky

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Date: 21:00 Oct 1, 2009
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yo yo yo
You: wORD
Stranger: what?
You: IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!
You: BLARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: /b/tard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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hod feemo


Full blown swine vomit

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Date: 21:00 Oct 1, 2009
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More quizbot more!

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Leighsus


I like posting me I do

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Date: 18:43 Oct 7, 2009
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Dad? Is that you?
Stranger: yes, son?
You: DAD!
You: After all these years!
Stranger: yes, i just went to get cigarrettes, you know....
Stranger: but suddenly some bad men came after me, so i had to dissappear.
You: Hoe knowz!
Stranger: how are you son? did you finally find a girlfriend?
You: Dad, I have something to tell you
You: You won't have any grandchildren
You: If you catch my drift
Stranger: why?
Stranger: is it because of an accident or do u just dont want any childern?
You: No Dad
You: It's something else
You: It's the way God made me...
Stranger: are you convinced that u will never get late, or what?
You: Oh Dad, you always were retarded
You: *SIGH*
Stranger: you've always benn hard to get, son. i want grandchildern!!! ur sister is getting too old for me!!
You: I'm gay
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
You: I'm sorry
You: Don't leave me again Dad
Stranger: god will BURN YOUR SOUL!!!!!!!
You: But He made me this way!
Stranger: GOD WOULD NEVER WANT ANYBODY TO B GAY;!!!
Stranger: dont call me dad! i dont have a son anymore!!!!
You: NO!
You: :'(
You: That's it
You: I'm ending it!
You: GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD

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Lev


I've not seen the sun in weeks

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Date: 21:04 Oct 7, 2009
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Based on a true story.

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