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MrBanana


I'm on a boat!

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Date: 21:35 May 20, 2009
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Dave + drip + rain + having a fag.





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MrBanana


I'm on a boat!

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Note the blood going up the drip pipe. I did point out that its not supposed to do that but he didn't seem too concerned about it. Someone better check on him tomorrow.

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Dian Wei


A bit geeky

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Date: 21:47 May 20, 2009
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Shit, i only just read this one.

Glad to hear he is on the mend!

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hod feemo


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Date: 22:18 May 20, 2009
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hehe, I was only laughing with Dave about the oddness of smoking outside a hospital the other night.

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thrashduck


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Get well soon you big...

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Dan


I've not seen the sun in weeks

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They need to go on the myspace if they already arent haha.

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Sherry


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MrBanana wrote:

Dave + drip + rain + having a fag.



 

 

i can't see the laser



 



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MrBanana


I'm on a boat!

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Date: 18:04 May 21, 2009
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The lazer installation is due tomorrow. oof.

I'll be going down to the hospital later, gloat that I don't have to have a lazer camera shoved down my knob, anyone else calling in? If so, I wouldn't park on the road directly opposite the car park, I was going back to my car yesterday and there were ticket wardens about. Apparently its residents only round there. I escaped just in time.

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The Reverend D


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Date: 09:45 May 23, 2009
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Woot, i iz back bitches!!!!!!!!!111111111oneoneoneone.
Ok sat on the couch, sore as fook and feeling sorry for myself, but, hey, at least i'm out of the real hospital of death.



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hod feemo


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Did that guy opposite you die? I feel like visiting him but his mind looks awol.

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The Reverend D


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Not dead when i left, but he looked worse everyday, poor bloke. The other one next to him that weighed about 5 stone was moved to a seperate room because he "isn't too well" which reads as nearly dead as far as i could tell. Not nice.

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MrBanana


I'm on a boat!

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Do they move them out during the night? Using the cover of darkness for sinister effect?

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Cecil Babineck


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Date: 11:08 May 23, 2009
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Glad your back on track big fella

I did see someone once outside bolton royal all dripped up with a can of special brew and a chong!!

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hod feemo


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MrBanana wrote:

Do they move them out during the night? Using the cover of darkness for sinister effect?



That's called 'ghosting' in prison, where the fella is a right dickhead so they wait until 4/5am, cuff him, sling him in the van (aka muppet wagon/sweatbox) to another jail, empty his room then deny all knowledge of his existence.

You've got to have have some pleasures in the job.



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Dan


I've not seen the sun in weeks

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Date: 12:15 May 23, 2009
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Lazer Dick Dave. Did you have to be awake throughout the lovely lazer thing? And dont you have to piss out the kidney stone? That must kill.

-- Edited by Dan on Saturday 23rd of May 2009 12:53:21 PM

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hod feemo


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Erm, I'm hoping you may have read the nick name wrong!

Laser dick Dave, not lazy dick. You won't be saying that when he rapes you.

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Dan


I've not seen the sun in weeks

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Ahh, typo.

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fuckoff


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Date: 13:27 May 23, 2009
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I heard some interesting things yesterday at work about the removal of the recently deceased. You know those empty beds you see porters wheeling around? They aren't empty. The have a false bottom and the corpses are stowed inside (with the corpse chamber conveniently hidden by the sheets draped over the sides) so as not to shit you up when they go by. Also, the morgue is referred to as 'Rose Cottage' so they can talk freely about the whereabouts of patients who have been 'moved', again without shitting you up.

Sneaky eh.

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Midget Intruder


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Date: 14:38 May 23, 2009
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Indeed.  I worked at Warrington General  as a stock monkey for a couple of months before uni in 2000.  There's a lot of "gallows humour" among the staff there. 

I remember having to deliver 12 "infant concealment cases" to the morgue.  When I turned up, there were two blokes in scrubs outside having a fag and a brew.  When I started unloading, one of them said "ah, the new baby-boxes!". cry

E:  Glad you're out Dave, its horrible being stuck in that place.

-- Edited by Midget Intruder on Saturday 23rd of May 2009 02:38:38 PM

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