This made me chuckle. Its the wikipedia entry for the Warren G song Regulate. Read the synopsis section for an explanation of the events depicted in the song.
If anyone has the patience, i think this idea could spawn its own thread. Sadly, I lack the attention span to offer any more than this :
After leaving alone, Bruce finds himself in a contradictory situation. His mind is blank yet he claims to have memories he needs to think about and get out of his mind. This quandary regarding his mental state then leads him to question the things he has seen this night, presumably, at the un-named venue he has just left.
That is brilliant. Oh Bruce, he always seems to have crazy dreams.
Here is my stab at this......
“They” (who are never actually specified in this tale) seemingly have a good idea of the identity of Chris, but alas, all they have fathomed out thus far is that Chris likes to indulge in possible multiple homicide. His latest victim seems to have come a cropper in a most brutal way. It appears “they” have located the deceased and Chris predicts there will be a 5 minute period before his next capital offense felony will be located by “they”.
Chris revels in nocturnal hours or is possibly an uncredited member of an popular 2 hit wonder English rock band from the turn of the current century. His latest victim has seemingly been uncovered by “they” without identity, deceased, Uninterred, in a state of decomposition and has become a welcome food source for a group of various arthropods.
I really must go to work now, but i will finish that off later.