End of Days (only because i am watching it right now) the fabled car relocating exploits at a certain childrens theme park Hoppo That new van of kevs Colonel Fleming Hard Boiled Lesbians Stu's birthday holsten beer fest (moustaches, braces, cool mini bus driver, ewok, a team theme, the reverend twatting someone for insulting him, "i love you guys"...it's all there) Purple aki box of old tapes you find in a cupboard that bring back some real gems like a whisper from the past The death of the go compare opera singer A short song about the boob measurement system mikes bitter and jack shit How turd the carlton club was but how everyone has fond memories of it all the trips to bradford rios to watch gigs that dan would chop his right arm off for a cover of adam and joes footy song ....and many more i will think of tomorrow
Flash Gordan cover George Lucas ruining Star Wars The Matrix Sequels sucked I like those poos where i don't need to wipe that much after Stephen Hawking's wheelchair I want a Darlek or stuff relating to Darleks Tom Cruise
-- Edited by Bottle_of_Piss on Wednesday 6th of January 2010 05:24:07 PM
The ones that slip away and arent even there are called houdini shits. So the case one ever is the ghost of houdini. Its a poo that isnt there and there was no mess at all. I had one this morning, it only ever happens once every year or so id say. Today was a good day.
Dan, there's about four posts a day on here. No one is going to beat you to anything, so take your time over it and read it back for fucks sake. I'm tired of trying to deciper your semi-literate retardese all the time
Maybe you'se should do one about a country that shuts down completely over a couple of inches of frozen water.
Edit: If there's nothing in the bowl, surely thats called a fart?
-- Edited by Midget Intruder on Wednesday 6th of January 2010 11:22:45 PM
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"Saddam is just part of the problem, if Saddam invested more in the pussy infrastructure of Iraq than he did in his fucking gay ass army, then this country would be no more fucked up than say, Mexico." - Cpl Josh Ray Person - Generation Kill
I would be pleased to hear songs about the following topics :
Urban Dead Giant ants or spiders The quality of polish vodka Crazy golf Star Wars (the proper films only) A megalodon, in modern times Jason Voorhees The crime of putting coke in single malt whisky being dealt with by a werewolf. Modern Warefare 2 The resplendence of cheese
With The Brattman in the band, a song about Modern Warfare 2 is probably a given!
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"Saddam is just part of the problem, if Saddam invested more in the pussy infrastructure of Iraq than he did in his fucking gay ass army, then this country would be no more fucked up than say, Mexico." - Cpl Josh Ray Person - Generation Kill