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England


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Funny stuff you get away with at work.
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For most of us, work is a boring place most of the time, but it pays the wages.  In order to maintain some kind of sanity, once in a while, most of us have to do silly things.

I have been asked to design an Access Database this week for tracking our archive boxes when they go out to an external company for storage (how dull?).  I work in the public records department for a utility company and my boss is not really the brightest spark. 

I have created the database with some deliberate acronyms of the department i work for and the name of the database.  This has gone unnoticed and i am hoping it will be in operation in the next few weeks when our system goes live.

https://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/jackworm/ARCHIVEDATABASE.jpg

Has anyone else got any witty tales of things they do at work to make the hours go by shorter? Post them here and give us a chuckle.

-- Edited by England on Wednesday 17th of June 2009 11:52:50 AM

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England


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Obviously though, do not mention names of companies, staff etc as big brother is watching you and you don't want to get in to trouble like a certain large baldy i could mention who works at a certain power station who put certain videos of staff buffonery on a certain internet video sharing site. biggrin

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Bongo Fury


A bit geeky

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yes its track 7 from robot hive that iron mountain code.

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England


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yes its track 7 from robot hive that iron mountain code.

I am glad you noticed that! biggrin 

I am just well chuffed i got away with calling my department a bunch of C.U.N.T.S and the database a complete B.A.S.T.A.R.D.  Someone will eventually work it out though.

-- Edited by England on Wednesday 17th of June 2009 01:36:49 PM

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Gav


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weve got Twats at work

Turbine / Water systems  biggrin



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Midget Intruder


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Shouldn't that code be 10001110101? I think it should! Thats pretty funny though Ste, didn't spot B.A.S.T.A.R.D. until the second look!

I don't need anything to amuse me at work, coz my window looks out onto a wood thats jam-packed with squirrels. Sometimes the little buggers run in through the fire escape and freak out the admin girls too. 100% entertainment all day long!

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Dan


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Somebody exlain that one better to me? I cant figure it.

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thrashduck


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Haha brilliant.

I hate my (part-time) job at the moment, I basically work in an office where we type up what journalist's tell us over the phone and send their articles off to whichever newspaper they work for (Yeah, apparantley there's people who have yet to grasp email)..

The main source of fun comes from pissing around on the internet all day and laughing at strange voices over the phone. Basically, it's dull as shit.

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Dan


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I see it! Thanks Paul.

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MrBanana


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England wrote:

https://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/jackworm/ARCHIVEDATABASE.jpg

That is a work of genius, I salute you. worship.gif

When I get bored at work I go and tend to the ullages. These are cask/ kegs of beer that have been returned for a variety of reasons. If there are any old ones, that have been sat in the sun for a while, they are likely to explode when opened. This is great fun. More so recently due to a wild yeast infection that created super exploders. Sadly, I won't be putting the video up on here but some of you have seen it and I'm sure you will testify to the volcanic power of an 18 gallon cask when I pop it open.  

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fuckoff


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Ha thats well funny!

I have just started work on 2 projects this week - the Consumer Lending Information Tool and the Flush App Reporting Tool.

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hod feemo


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Me and Bratty probably can't post some of the shit we get up to in the need for keeping our jobs.

I love to get people to do crap stuff though for my own amusement, today I made a lad whisk jelly crystals for 17 minutes before he went mental, got cramp, gave up and read the packet, saying it only needed 30 seconds.



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ATM_FTW


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hod feemo wrote:

Me and Bratty probably can't post some of the shit we get up to in the need for keeping our jobs.

I love to get people to do crap stuff though for my own amusement, today I made a lad whisk jelly crystals for 17 minutes before he went mental, got cramp, gave up and read the packet, saying it only needed 30 seconds.



Keepin our jobs and NOT gettin arrested! I aint sayin SHIT!



-- Edited by ATM_FTW on Thursday 18th of June 2009 10:46:41 PM

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