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MrBanana


I'm on a boat!

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Date: 01:26 May 29, 2009
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Today, at work, I succeeded in cutting a urinal cake in half using the power of piss. I have been working on this particular cake for about a week now and today was my day of glory! I was so please with myself that I thought I'd start a thread dedicated to sharing tales of very minor, insignificant and meaningless achievments or victories.

I had thought of doing it yesterday, after I managed to sneak up on a rather bothersome fly that insisted on buzzing in my face while I was watching TV. The beast decided to take a short break on the curtains. He was spotted! I nonchalantly got off the sofa and pretended to examine the window ledge while secretly reaching my arm around the curtain. I then let loose a mighty flick and scored a direct hit on the pest which stunned it and sent it falling to the ground. One quick tap with the slippers and it was over, I had won the day!

Thats two tales from me, now share yours and recieve the praise you no doubt deserve and crave!

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hod feemo


Full blown swine vomit

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Date: 09:26 May 29, 2009
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I managed to eat a full bowl of muesli without falling asleep afterwards. Normally i'm on my arse and my body shuts down, still here I am, rockin'.

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MrBanana


I'm on a boat!

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Date: 09:55 May 29, 2009
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Woot! clap.gif

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Dan


I've not seen the sun in weeks

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Date: 09:57 May 29, 2009
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I timed the best bacon on toast ever. The bacon was ready as soon as the toast was buttered. Bam straight on it. It was lovely.

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MrBanana


I'm on a boat!

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Date: 10:02 May 29, 2009
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Splendid work. Its always a treat when that happens. I did find a way of avoiding the disapointment of over cooked bacon or cold toast. Cook the bacon first then wrap it in foil while you do the toast, keeps it hot without over cooking it.

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hod feemo


Full blown swine vomit

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Date: 10:39 May 29, 2009
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hod feemo wrote:

I managed to eat a full bowl of muesli without falling asleep afterwards. Normally i'm on my arse and my body shuts down, still here I am, rockin'.



Sad to quote myself but i'm really fucking tired now, must fight onwards...



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Dan


I've not seen the sun in weeks

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Date: 11:32 May 29, 2009
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How does muesli make you tired? Ive never heard of that before.

Okay... the foil idea is a brilliant one. I can sort beans on toast out perfectly now. It's down to a fine art.

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England


I've not seen the sun in weeks

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Date: 12:16 May 29, 2009
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i have actually just eaten a full kebab flavoured pot noodle for an experiment.  Wasn't quite as bad as i was expecting but still...ugh.

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MrBanana


I'm on a boat!

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Date: 12:28 May 29, 2009
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Good lord. Report back in a couple of hours. If I don't hear from you, I'll call an ambulance. I fear the passage of that substance may cause....problems.

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England


I've not seen the sun in weeks

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Date: 12:40 May 29, 2009
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avenge....my.........deathhhh.............

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The Reverend D


A bit geeky

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Date: 18:18 May 29, 2009
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I managed a full day at work without doing anything but fold up works orders. Laziest day ever.

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thrashduck


A bit geeky

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Date: 19:23 May 29, 2009
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I rode my bike to my mates (the non motor ones) for the first time in about a year and a half. I felt free as a bird, weeeeeeeeeee

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Leighsus


I like posting me I do

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Date: 09:52 May 30, 2009
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I did nothing in work at all yesterday. I just sat there and pretended to look busy. I am grossly overpaid.

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hod feemo


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Date: 10:07 May 30, 2009
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I managed to collect 10 red elastic bands that lazy postmen leave on the floor while out with the dog. A new personal best.

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MrBanana


I'm on a boat!

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Date: 10:54 May 30, 2009
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Are they from postmen? Lazy swines. I keep finding these on my driveway. One of lifes mysteries solved. Cheers.

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MrBanana


I'm on a boat!

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Date: 10:58 May 30, 2009
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thrashduck wrote:

I rode my bike to my mates (the non motor ones) for the first time in about a year and a half. I felt free as a bird, weeeeeeeeeee


I totally understand the feeling! When you've not been on a bike in ages, how good does it feel to peddle like mad, get loads of speed up then free wheel for about 5 minutes on a slighty downward incline? This is the reason I don't over do bike riding. Stay of it for years then have a go and enjoy it more. 

 



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Leighsus


I like posting me I do

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Date: 11:43 May 30, 2009
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MrBanana wrote:

Are they from postmen? Lazy swines. I keep finding these on my driveway. One of lifes mysteries solved. Cheers.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7984849.stm

I have a rubber band ball the size of a cricket ball in work. I'm quite proud of that. I started it from scratch and everything.

 




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Lev


I've not seen the sun in weeks

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Date: 12:18 May 31, 2009
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I managed to get the word 'piss' at the start of a voice mail for a customer at work.

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hod feemo


Full blown swine vomit

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Date: 23:53 Jun 1, 2009
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My baby stood up for 30 seconds and ate a whole egg pudding.

We take shit like eating & standing up for granted but he makes it look tricky tricky tricky.

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Lev


I've not seen the sun in weeks

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Date: 00:03 Jun 2, 2009
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What's he called?

Last time I checked it was Levi.

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