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The Reverend D


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Date: 11:58 May 17, 2009
I am in hospital
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Doing this over me phone internets so gotta be quick. Am in hospital fuckers! Kidneys again, dunno when i'm getting out. Ward a4 if anyone is arsed. Later taters.

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Dan


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Date: 12:23 May 17, 2009
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Ooh fuck. Hope your alreet Dave.

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Gav


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Date: 12:30 May 17, 2009
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did my text cheer you up last night then dave


I felt like i should be in hospital this morning though

A quiet victory drink you said ste  dohdohdohno

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Lev


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I don't like hostipals. My grandfather went into one once and when he came out he was dead.

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hod feemo


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BRING ON THE LAZERS!

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MrBanana


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What are the visiting hours? I'm on 2-10 today but I'll be on earlies tomorrow so I'll call in.

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Date: 17:08 May 18, 2009
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Oh dear, get well soon.

You should pay for that tv/internet thing, it's well worth it if you are stuck in there.

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hod feemo


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Date: 22:22 May 18, 2009
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Evening hours are half six until 8pm.

Dave had a kidney stone related seizure early hours Friday morning and got taken in by th'ambulance. He's had a scan today and he can either get out tomorrow (he hopes) and be treated as an outpatient or stay in and have it be dealt with depending on what it is.

Will know the full score by teatime tomorrow.

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Lev


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Date: 22:26 May 18, 2009
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Dear me. Did Dave have the soggy face aswell?


You should probably take Hospital out of your band name, it's bad luck. Lottery Winners Of Death.

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Dan


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Date: 22:31 May 18, 2009
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Ahhh this sucks :/

Maybe death shouldnt be in the band name at all, just incase.

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hod feemo


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Yeah, some nurse asked him if he was in a band and he just politely said "Yes. Yes I am".

Naked hot chicks on rollerskates with monkey butlers....of death.

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MrBanana


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I think just Monkey Butlers would do. Seriously, you should consider it.

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Dan


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Dave shouldnt join Nuclear Assault.

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Midget Intruder


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Shit, I was there yesterday as well.

Get well soon, Dave!

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MrBanana


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I went to see Dave today, he tells me that tomorrow he may be having a camera shoved down his knob which will also blast his kidney stones with a lazer. OOF!

Anyway, I propose that his new nick name be "Lazer Dick Dave".

All in favor, say oof!



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nhrn


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Date: 22:21 May 19, 2009
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oof
Also I have officially woken up twice in a hospital not knowing where I am. Both times not my fault and one of those times I don't actually remember waking up, but I have been assured it happened. So you know, good look with being shot in the dick with a lazer.

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Dan


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Im cringing at the thought... oof. So painful i imagine. (see how i worked it in?)

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hod feemo


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Daves been through so much shit, deactivated lazer beams with his dick....

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Midget Intruder


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Date: 23:17 May 19, 2009
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MrBanana wrote:

I went to see Dave today, he tells me that tomorrow he may be having a camera shoved down his knob which will also blast his kidney stones with a lazer. OOF!



 



-- Edited by Midget Intruder on Tuesday 19th of May 2009 11:24:04 PM

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Date: 17:42 May 20, 2009
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does anyone know if dave is still in? If he is I'll pop in later if anyone wants to join me?

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