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Gav


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Date: 15:13 May 15, 2009
more mad news
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/nottinghamshire/8052090.stm

Man sought prostitute for son, 14

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England


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Date: 17:13 May 17, 2009
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Lad tries to hold up internet cafe with a banana.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8054448.stm

-- Edited by England on Sunday 17th of May 2009 05:14:34 PM

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MrBanana


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News story of the year!

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Gav


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Date: 19:10 May 28, 2009
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new boobs please

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2452761/New-boobs-please.html

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thrashduck


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Date: 21:42 May 28, 2009
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This is unbelievable..

http://www.dailysport.com/view.asp?ID=552

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hod feemo


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Date: 09:21 May 29, 2009
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Oh dear god, that's hideous.

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Midget Intruder


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David Carradine becomes the latest victim of hotel room asphyxi-wank mishap tragedy:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8083479.stm

Shee-yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!



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MrBanana


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Date: 19:47 Jun 5, 2009
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Your're next!

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MrBanana


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Date: 10:55 Jun 9, 2009
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Just the headline, ignore the rest.

http://www.philstar.com/Article.aspx?articleId=475584

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Dan


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Date: 13:53 Jun 9, 2009
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Hahahahaha!!!! Amazing!!

He said this camp is being used by the MILF to manufacture improvised explosive devices.



Imagine this the the way ive done:

At least 30 MILF rebels were killed while five soldiers and 20 guerrillas were wounded in the latest fighting.

Gorillas, MILFs and soldiers all fighting? Yep.

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MrBanana


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Date: 23:31 Jun 9, 2009
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Now that would be a reality TV show I would actually watch.

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Gav


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Date: 17:11 Jun 11, 2009
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http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/8092921.stm

Malt loaf

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thrashduck


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Date: 18:32 Jun 11, 2009
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It looks pretty comfortable in there, if it wasn't dead.

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MrBanana


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Date: 21:34 Jun 15, 2009
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WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE! IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Barricade your doors and stock up on tinned food! Noooooooooooooo!

http://www.warringtonguardian.co.uk/news/4438111.UPDATED__Swine_flu_cases_confirmed_in_Warrington/

Or just go about your normal business.

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Dan


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Date: 21:54 Jun 15, 2009
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Haha, have fun.

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hod feemo


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Date: 19:06 Jun 16, 2009
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Oh bollocks, the inmates at our jail do work placements at the school. Nowt like closed conditions to boost it around.

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Dan


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Date: 19:22 Jun 16, 2009
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They do work placements in a school? Well, that is lovely.

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MrBanana


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Chimps escape from chimp island, at Chester zoo.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/8135148.stm

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Lev


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Date: 23:13 Jul 5, 2009
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30? - Awesome.

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Dan


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Date: 06:56 Jul 6, 2009
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Haha!!! Amazing!

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