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MrBanana


I'm on a boat!

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Date: 07:58 Feb 12, 2010
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"he's not aggressive and they should have nothing to worry about."

Filthy lies. You can clearly see his malevolent eyes burning with a hatred of mankind. Next thing you know, click, click, clickaty, click and him and his mates will be rampaging across the country.

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England


I've not seen the sun in weeks

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Date: 16:34 Mar 16, 2010
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Man attacks Lady Officer with Penis

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England


I've not seen the sun in weeks

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Date: 16:37 Mar 18, 2010
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Frightening, i just dont understand how this happend.

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MrBanana


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Date: 16:45 Mar 18, 2010
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Weird. I wonder why the lorry just carried on.

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Dian Wei


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Date: 16:46 Mar 18, 2010
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He hasn't even seen it!

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Bottle_of_Piss


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Date: 19:09 Mar 21, 2010
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/3650248.stm



I'm sorry to report but:


"Scottish Courage has announced that it plans to scrap its "supersize" three litre bottles of cider.

The company said the move was geared towards encouraging responsible drinking and restoring value to the cider drinks market. "

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hod feemo


Full blown swine vomit

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Date: 20:18 Mar 21, 2010
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Three litres are rubbish anyway, 2x2 litre bottles are the way forward.

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Bottle_of_Piss


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Date: 23:03 Mar 22, 2010
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http://kotaku.com/5499061/accused-game-cheater-gets-knife-through-head-and-survives?skyline=true&s=i


An argument between Counter-Strike players at a Chinese net café over suspected use of a 'wallhack' cheat led to a 17-year-old boy being stabbed through the head with a foot-long knife - and living to tell the tale.

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Leighsus


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Date: 11:53 Mar 23, 2010
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"Bits of rust... flake off... INSIDE HIS BRAIN".

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hod feemo


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Date: 17:15 Mar 23, 2010
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The comments on this kick the arse of the retards that use Youtube! Very witty.

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MrBanana


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Date: 21:01 Mar 23, 2010
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I wonder if he actually did cheat.

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MrBanana


I'm on a boat!

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Date: 01:23 Apr 8, 2010
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Monkey police.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/7544430/Santisuk-the-pig-tailed-macaque-monkey-joins-Thai-police-on-patrol.html

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Dan


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Date: 09:00 Apr 9, 2010
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http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/blog/article/415394/

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Dian Wei


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Date: 09:41 Apr 9, 2010
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That's it, I'm going to kill him.

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Bottle_of_Piss


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Date: 10:58 Apr 9, 2010
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I love the robot chicken stuff so i have a little faith that this won't be a complete pile of wank.

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hod feemo


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Date: 16:11 Apr 9, 2010
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Here's your legacy Mr Lucas....and here's you PISSING ALL OVER IT.

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fuckoff


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Date: 19:16 Apr 17, 2010
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8627335.stm


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Gav


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Date: 13:58 May 20, 2010
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Female orang utan ape used as sex slave in Borneo.

- Pony the orang utan rescued from a prostitute village in Borneo.
"You could choose a human if you preferred, but it was a novelty for many of the men to have sex with an orangutan" the wildlife rescuer reported.

Link: CONCLUSIVE PROOF - That There Is No God and Humans Are Essentially Evil - Vice Magazine

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Midget Intruder


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Date: 06:18 May 24, 2010
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Medical sudent saved from muggers by... wait for it... NINJAS!  sushi.gifbatman.gif

Yes, I know thats Batman. But he's sort-of a ninja. And he's eating sushi. Bat nomnoms.

-- Edited by Midget Intruder on Monday 24th of May 2010 08:24:57 AM

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fuckoff


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Date: 08:13 Jun 4, 2010
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Is it just me, or does somebody do a particularly beery fart at 2:19-2:20 here:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_8719000/8719413.stm



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