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Date: 23:29 Jun 23, 2009
RE: One Word Story V2.0


Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or uzbekistani nationals received cocopops marked with horseshit. This triumph breached international regulations regarding kellogs spunknuts (not including bi-lingual cereal regulation which banned ggrrrreeeeat tits from Tony Almeida's catastrophe), meaning imprisonment for rape. Quince M.E. is highly elasticated/explosive, making jews fondle fondue inquisitively. Defecation, dedication and delectation are essential to deter deadly deeds, done dirt cheap.

Meanwhile, officer SZCZEPANSKI ate nefarious fish until discovering moist afterbirth in his beard! Dispite pandas scrotums ("dispite?! Spelling is winnets windows!") proving ballbags transform gomp into gump similtaneously creating timewarps which extend my warmest congratulations to Godzilla.

Handwash flavoured meatballs, seasoned with EYEZ often renders totalitarian unilateralist futtocks incapable of gross income. Government porcupines destroyed racist clarkson using floppy members and insolubrious cheese. Megatron enjoys energon blow-jobs intensely, rimjob.

"Fucksticks!", cried Tupac "Why does Leatherface bring meringue to Church?"
His equilibrium suddenly danced merrily with the chupacabra keeper, who notoriously keeps mangos in tiny mirrored moons. Embroiled in dicks, MrT

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Date: 23:34 Jun 23, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or uzbekistani nationals received cocopops marked with horseshit. This triumph breached international regulations regarding kellogs spunknuts (not including bi-lingual cereal regulation which banned ggrrrreeeeat tits from Tony Almeida's catastrophe), meaning imprisonment for rape. Quince M.E. is highly elasticated/explosive, making jews fondle fondue inquisitively. Defecation, dedication and delectation are essential to deter deadly deeds, done dirt cheap.

Meanwhile, officer SZCZEPANSKI ate nefarious fish until discovering moist afterbirth in his beard! Dispite pandas scrotums ("dispite?! Spelling is winnets windows!") proving ballbags transform gomp into gump similtaneously creating timewarps which extend my warmest congratulations to Godzilla.

Handwash flavoured meatballs, seasoned with EYEZ often renders totalitarian unilateralist futtocks incapable of gross income. Government porcupines destroyed racist clarkson using floppy members and insolubrious cheese. Megatron enjoys energon blow-jobs intensely, rimjob.

"Fucksticks!", cried Tupac "Why does Leatherface bring meringue to Church?"
His equilibrium suddenly danced merrily with the chupacabra keeper, who notoriously keeps mangos in tiny mirrored moons. Embroiled in dicks, MrT heaved


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I'm on a boat!

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Date: 23:54 Jun 23, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or uzbekistani nationals received cocopops marked with horseshit. This triumph breached international regulations regarding kellogs spunknuts (not including bi-lingual cereal regulation which banned ggrrrreeeeat tits from Tony Almeida's catastrophe), meaning imprisonment for rape. Quince M.E. is highly elasticated/explosive, making jews fondle fondue inquisitively. Defecation, dedication and delectation are essential to deter deadly deeds, done dirt cheap.

Meanwhile, officer SZCZEPANSKI ate nefarious fish until discovering moist afterbirth in his beard! Dispite pandas scrotums ("dispite?! Spelling is winnets windows!") proving ballbags transform gomp into gump similtaneously creating timewarps which extend my warmest congratulations to Godzilla.

Handwash flavoured meatballs, seasoned with EYEZ often renders totalitarian unilateralist futtocks incapable of gross income. Government porcupines destroyed racist clarkson using floppy members and insolubrious cheese. Megatron enjoys energon blow-jobs intensely, rimjob.

"Fucksticks!", cried Tupac "Why does Leatherface bring meringue to Church?"
His equilibrium suddenly danced merrily with the chupacabra keeper, who notoriously keeps mangos in tiny mirrored moons. Embroiled in dicks, MrT heaved gibbons


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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or uzbekistani nationals received cocopops marked with horseshit. This triumph breached international regulations regarding kellogs spunknuts (not including bi-lingual cereal regulation which banned ggrrrreeeeat tits from Tony Almeida's catastrophe), meaning imprisonment for rape. Quince M.E. is highly elasticated/explosive, making jews fondle fondue inquisitively. Defecation, dedication and delectation are essential to deter deadly deeds, done dirt cheap.

Meanwhile, officer SZCZEPANSKI ate nefarious fish until discovering moist afterbirth in his beard! Dispite pandas scrotums ("dispite?! Spelling is winnets windows!") proving ballbags transform gomp into gump similtaneously creating timewarps which extend my warmest congratulations to Godzilla.

Handwash flavoured meatballs, seasoned with EYEZ often renders totalitarian unilateralist futtocks incapable of gross income. Government porcupines destroyed racist clarkson using floppy members and insolubrious cheese. Megatron enjoys energon blow-jobs intensely, rimjob.

"Fucksticks!", cried Tupac "Why does Leatherface bring meringue to Church?"
His equilibrium suddenly danced merrily with the chupacabra keeper, who notoriously keeps mangos in tiny mirrored moons. Embroiled in dicks, MrT heaved gibbons throughout

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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or uzbekistani nationals received cocopops marked with horseshit. This triumph breached international regulations regarding kellogs spunknuts (not including bi-lingual cereal regulation which banned ggrrrreeeeat tits from Tony Almeida's catastrophe), meaning imprisonment for rape. Quince M.E. is highly elasticated/explosive, making jews fondle fondue inquisitively. Defecation, dedication and delectation are essential to deter deadly deeds, done dirt cheap.

Meanwhile, officer SZCZEPANSKI ate nefarious fish until discovering moist afterbirth in his beard! Dispite pandas scrotums ("dispite?! Spelling is winnets windows!") proving ballbags transform gomp into gump similtaneously creating timewarps which extend my warmest congratulations to Godzilla.

Handwash flavoured meatballs, seasoned with EYEZ often renders totalitarian unilateralist futtocks incapable of gross income. Government porcupines destroyed racist clarkson using floppy members and insolubrious cheese. Megatron enjoys energon blow-jobs intensely, rimjob.

"Fucksticks!", cried Tupac "Why does Leatherface bring meringue to Church?"
His equilibrium suddenly danced merrily with the chupacabra keeper, who notoriously keeps mangos in tiny mirrored moons. Embroiled in dicks, MrT heaved gibbons throughout cockermouth

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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or uzbekistani nationals received cocopops marked with horseshit. This triumph breached international regulations regarding kellogs spunknuts (not including bi-lingual cereal regulation which banned ggrrrreeeeat tits from Tony Almeida's catastrophe), meaning imprisonment for rape. Quince M.E. is highly elasticated/explosive, making jews fondle fondue inquisitively. Defecation, dedication and delectation are essential to deter deadly deeds, done dirt cheap.

Meanwhile, officer SZCZEPANSKI ate nefarious fish until discovering moist afterbirth in his beard! Dispite pandas scrotums ("dispite?! Spelling is winnets windows!") proving ballbags transform gomp into gump similtaneously creating timewarps which extend my warmest congratulations to Godzilla.

Handwash flavoured meatballs, seasoned with EYEZ often renders totalitarian unilateralist futtocks incapable of gross income. Government porcupines destroyed racist clarkson using floppy members and insolubrious cheese. Megatron enjoys energon blow-jobs intensely, rimjob.

"Fucksticks!", cried Tupac "Why does Leatherface bring meringue to Church?"
His equilibrium suddenly danced merrily with the chupacabra keeper, who notoriously keeps mangos in tiny mirrored moons. Embroiled in dicks, MrT heaved gibbons throughout cockermouth, pitying

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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or uzbekistani nationals received cocopops marked with horseshit. This triumph breached international regulations regarding kellogs spunknuts (not including bi-lingual cereal regulation which banned ggrrrreeeeat tits from Tony Almeida's catastrophe), meaning imprisonment for rape. Quince M.E. is highly elasticated/explosive, making jews fondle fondue inquisitively. Defecation, dedication and delectation are essential to deter deadly deeds, done dirt cheap.

Meanwhile, officer SZCZEPANSKI ate nefarious fish until discovering moist afterbirth in his beard! Dispite pandas scrotums ("dispite?! Spelling is winnets windows!") proving ballbags transform gomp into gump similtaneously creating timewarps which extend my warmest congratulations to Godzilla.

Handwash flavoured meatballs, seasoned with EYEZ often renders totalitarian unilateralist futtocks incapable of gross income. Government porcupines destroyed racist clarkson using floppy members and insolubrious cheese. Megatron enjoys energon blow-jobs intensely, rimjob.

"Fucksticks!", cried Tupac "Why does Leatherface bring meringue to Church?"
His equilibrium suddenly danced merrily with the chupacabra keeper, who notoriously keeps mangos in tiny mirrored moons. Embroiled in dicks, MrT heaved gibbons throughout cockermouth, pitying the

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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or uzbekistani nationals received cocopops marked with horseshit. This triumph breached international regulations regarding kellogs spunknuts (not including bi-lingual cereal regulation which banned ggrrrreeeeat tits from Tony Almeida's catastrophe), meaning imprisonment for rape. Quince M.E. is highly elasticated/explosive, making jews fondle fondue inquisitively. Defecation, dedication and delectation are essential to deter deadly deeds, done dirt cheap.

Meanwhile, officer SZCZEPANSKI ate nefarious fish until discovering moist afterbirth in his beard! Dispite pandas scrotums ("dispite?! Spelling is winnets windows!") proving ballbags transform gomp into gump similtaneously creating timewarps which extend my warmest congratulations to Godzilla.

Handwash flavoured meatballs, seasoned with EYEZ often renders totalitarian unilateralist futtocks incapable of gross income. Government porcupines destroyed racist clarkson using floppy members and insolubrious cheese. Megatron enjoys energon blow-jobs intensely, rimjob.

"Fucksticks!", cried Tupac "Why does Leatherface bring meringue to Church?"
His equilibrium suddenly danced merrily with the chupacabra keeper, who notoriously keeps mangos in tiny mirrored moons. Embroiled in dicks, MrT heaved gibbons throughout cockermouth, pitying the fool

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I'm on a boat!

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Date: 12:17 Jun 24, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or uzbekistani nationals received cocopops marked with horseshit. This triumph breached international regulations regarding kellogs spunknuts (not including bi-lingual cereal regulation which banned ggrrrreeeeat tits from Tony Almeida's catastrophe), meaning imprisonment for rape. Quince M.E. is highly elasticated/explosive, making jews fondle fondue inquisitively. Defecation, dedication and delectation are essential to deter deadly deeds, done dirt cheap.

Meanwhile, officer SZCZEPANSKI ate nefarious fish until discovering moist afterbirth in his beard! Dispite pandas scrotums ("dispite?! Spelling is winnets windows!") proving ballbags transform gomp into gump similtaneously creating timewarps which extend my warmest congratulations to Godzilla.

Handwash flavoured meatballs, seasoned with EYEZ often renders totalitarian unilateralist futtocks incapable of gross income. Government porcupines destroyed racist clarkson using floppy members and insolubrious cheese. Megatron enjoys energon blow-jobs intensely, rimjob.

"Fucksticks!", cried Tupac "Why does Leatherface bring meringue to Church?"
His equilibrium suddenly danced merrily with the chupacabra keeper, who notoriously keeps mangos in tiny mirrored moons. Embroiled in dicks, MrT heaved gibbons throughout cockermouth, pitying the fool who


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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or uzbekistani nationals received cocopops marked with horseshit. This triumph breached international regulations regarding kellogs spunknuts (not including bi-lingual cereal regulation which banned ggrrrreeeeat tits from Tony Almeida's catastrophe), meaning imprisonment for rape. Quince M.E. is highly elasticated/explosive, making jews fondle fondue inquisitively. Defecation, dedication and delectation are essential to deter deadly deeds, done dirt cheap.

Meanwhile, officer SZCZEPANSKI ate nefarious fish until discovering moist afterbirth in his beard! Dispite pandas scrotums ("dispite?! Spelling is winnets windows!") proving ballbags transform gomp into gump similtaneously creating timewarps which extend my warmest congratulations to Godzilla.

Handwash flavoured meatballs, seasoned with EYEZ often renders totalitarian unilateralist futtocks incapable of gross income. Government porcupines destroyed racist clarkson using floppy members and insolubrious cheese. Megatron enjoys energon blow-jobs intensely, rimjob.

"Fucksticks!", cried Tupac "Why does Leatherface bring meringue to Church?"
His equilibrium suddenly danced merrily with the chupacabra keeper, who notoriously keeps mangos in tiny mirrored moons. Embroiled in dicks, MrT heaved gibbons throughout cockermouth, pitying the fool who takes

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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or uzbekistani nationals received cocopops marked with horseshit. This triumph breached international regulations regarding kellogs spunknuts (not including bi-lingual cereal regulation which banned ggrrrreeeeat tits from Tony Almeida's catastrophe), meaning imprisonment for rape. Quince M.E. is highly elasticated/explosive, making jews fondle fondue inquisitively. Defecation, dedication and delectation are essential to deter deadly deeds, done dirt cheap.

Meanwhile, officer SZCZEPANSKI ate nefarious fish until discovering moist afterbirth in his beard! Dispite pandas scrotums ("dispite?! Spelling is winnets windows!") proving ballbags transform gomp into gump similtaneously creating timewarps which extend my warmest congratulations to Godzilla.

Handwash flavoured meatballs, seasoned with EYEZ often renders totalitarian unilateralist futtocks incapable of gross income. Government porcupines destroyed racist clarkson using floppy members and insolubrious cheese. Megatron enjoys energon blow-jobs intensely, rimjob.

"Fucksticks!", cried Tupac "Why does Leatherface bring meringue to Church?"
His equilibrium suddenly danced merrily with the chupacabra keeper, who notoriously keeps mangos in tiny mirrored moons. Embroiled in dicks, MrT heaved gibbons throughout cockermouth, pitying the fool who takes primates


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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or uzbekistani nationals received cocopops marked with horseshit. This triumph breached international regulations regarding kellogs spunknuts (not including bi-lingual cereal regulation which banned ggrrrreeeeat tits from Tony Almeida's catastrophe), meaning imprisonment for rape. Quince M.E. is highly elasticated/explosive, making jews fondle fondue inquisitively. Defecation, dedication and delectation are essential to deter deadly deeds, done dirt cheap.

Meanwhile, officer SZCZEPANSKI ate nefarious fish until discovering moist afterbirth in his beard! Dispite pandas scrotums ("dispite?! Spelling is winnets windows!") proving ballbags transform gomp into gump similtaneously creating timewarps which extend my warmest congratulations to Godzilla.

Handwash flavoured meatballs, seasoned with EYEZ often renders totalitarian unilateralist futtocks incapable of gross income. Government porcupines destroyed racist clarkson using floppy members and insolubrious cheese. Megatron enjoys energon blow-jobs intensely, rimjob.

"Fucksticks!", cried Tupac "Why does Leatherface bring meringue to Church?"
His equilibrium suddenly danced merrily with the chupacabra keeper, who notoriously keeps mangos in tiny mirrored moons. Embroiled in dicks, MrT heaved gibbons throughout cockermouth, pitying the fool who takes primates to

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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or uzbekistani nationals received cocopops marked with horseshit. This triumph breached international regulations regarding kellogs spunknuts (not including bi-lingual cereal regulation which banned ggrrrreeeeat tits from Tony Almeida's catastrophe), meaning imprisonment for rape. Quince M.E. is highly elasticated/explosive, making jews fondle fondue inquisitively. Defecation, dedication and delectation are essential to deter deadly deeds, done dirt cheap.

Meanwhile, officer SZCZEPANSKI ate nefarious fish until discovering moist afterbirth in his beard! Dispite pandas scrotums ("dispite?! Spelling is winnets windows!") proving ballbags transform gomp into gump similtaneously creating timewarps which extend my warmest congratulations to Godzilla.

Handwash flavoured meatballs, seasoned with EYEZ often renders totalitarian unilateralist futtocks incapable of gross income. Government porcupines destroyed racist clarkson using floppy members and insolubrious cheese. Megatron enjoys energon blow-jobs intensely, rimjob.

"Fucksticks!", cried Tupac "Why does Leatherface bring meringue to Church?"
His equilibrium suddenly danced merrily with the chupacabra keeper, who notoriously keeps mangos in tiny mirrored moons. Embroiled in dicks, MrT heaved gibbons throughout cockermouth, pitying the fool who takes primates to sex

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I'm on a boat!

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Date: 10:48 Jun 25, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or uzbekistani nationals received cocopops marked with horseshit. This triumph breached international regulations regarding kellogs spunknuts (not including bi-lingual cereal regulation which banned ggrrrreeeeat tits from Tony Almeida's catastrophe), meaning imprisonment for rape. Quince M.E. is highly elasticated/explosive, making jews fondle fondue inquisitively. Defecation, dedication and delectation are essential to deter deadly deeds, done dirt cheap.

Meanwhile, officer SZCZEPANSKI ate nefarious fish until discovering moist afterbirth in his beard! Dispite pandas scrotums ("dispite?! Spelling is winnets windows!") proving ballbags transform gomp into gump similtaneously creating timewarps which extend my warmest congratulations to Godzilla.

Handwash flavoured meatballs, seasoned with EYEZ often renders totalitarian unilateralist futtocks incapable of gross income. Government porcupines destroyed racist clarkson using floppy members and insolubrious cheese. Megatron enjoys energon blow-jobs intensely, rimjob.

"Fucksticks!", cried Tupac "Why does Leatherface bring meringue to Church?"
His equilibrium suddenly danced merrily with the chupacabra keeper, who notoriously keeps mangos in tiny mirrored moons. Embroiled in dicks, MrT heaved gibbons throughout cockermouth, pitying the fool who takes primates to sex church.


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Date: 19:50 Jun 25, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or uzbekistani nationals received cocopops marked with horseshit. This triumph breached international regulations regarding kellogs spunknuts (not including bi-lingual cereal regulation which banned ggrrrreeeeat tits from Tony Almeida's catastrophe), meaning imprisonment for rape. Quince M.E. is highly elasticated/explosive, making jews fondle fondue inquisitively. Defecation, dedication and delectation are essential to deter deadly deeds, done dirt cheap.

Meanwhile, officer SZCZEPANSKI ate nefarious fish until discovering moist afterbirth in his beard! Dispite pandas scrotums ("dispite?! Spelling is winnets windows!") proving ballbags transform gomp into gump similtaneously creating timewarps which extend my warmest congratulations to Godzilla.

Handwash flavoured meatballs, seasoned with EYEZ often renders totalitarian unilateralist futtocks incapable of gross income. Government porcupines destroyed racist clarkson using floppy members and insolubrious cheese. Megatron enjoys energon blow-jobs intensely, rimjob.

"Fucksticks!", cried Tupac "Why does Leatherface bring meringue to Church?"
His equilibrium suddenly danced merrily with the chupacabra keeper, who notoriously keeps mangos in tiny mirrored moons. Embroiled in dicks, MrT heaved gibbons throughout cockermouth, pitying the fool who takes primates to sex church. Murdoch

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Date: 20:48 Jun 25, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or uzbekistani nationals received cocopops marked with horseshit. This triumph breached international regulations regarding kellogs spunknuts (not including bi-lingual cereal regulation which banned ggrrrreeeeat tits from Tony Almeida's catastrophe), meaning imprisonment for rape. Quince M.E. is highly elasticated/explosive, making jews fondle fondue inquisitively. Defecation, dedication and delectation are essential to deter deadly deeds, done dirt cheap.

Meanwhile, officer SZCZEPANSKI ate nefarious fish until discovering moist afterbirth in his beard! Dispite pandas scrotums ("dispite?! Spelling is winnets windows!") proving ballbags transform gomp into gump similtaneously creating timewarps which extend my warmest congratulations to Godzilla.

Handwash flavoured meatballs, seasoned with EYEZ often renders totalitarian unilateralist futtocks incapable of gross income. Government porcupines destroyed racist clarkson using floppy members and insolubrious cheese. Megatron enjoys energon blow-jobs intensely, rimjob.

"Fucksticks!", cried Tupac "Why does Leatherface bring meringue to Church?"
His equilibrium suddenly danced merrily with the chupacabra keeper, who notoriously keeps mangos in tiny mirrored moons. Embroiled in dicks, MrT heaved gibbons throughout cockermouth, pitying the fool who takes primates to sex church. Murdoch shouted "



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Date: 21:54 Jun 25, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or uzbekistani nationals received cocopops marked with horseshit. This triumph breached international regulations regarding kellogs spunknuts (not including bi-lingual cereal regulation which banned ggrrrreeeeat tits from Tony Almeida's catastrophe), meaning imprisonment for rape. Quince M.E. is highly elasticated/explosive, making jews fondle fondue inquisitively. Defecation, dedication and delectation are essential to deter deadly deeds, done dirt cheap.

Meanwhile, officer SZCZEPANSKI ate nefarious fish until discovering moist afterbirth in his beard! Dispite pandas scrotums ("dispite?! Spelling is winnets windows!") proving ballbags transform gomp into gump similtaneously creating timewarps which extend my warmest congratulations to Godzilla.

Handwash flavoured meatballs, seasoned with EYEZ often renders totalitarian unilateralist futtocks incapable of gross income. Government porcupines destroyed racist clarkson using floppy members and insolubrious cheese. Megatron enjoys energon blow-jobs intensely, rimjob.

"Fucksticks!", cried Tupac "Why does Leatherface bring meringue to Church?"
His equilibrium suddenly danced merrily with the chupacabra keeper, who notoriously keeps mangos in tiny mirrored moons. Embroiled in dicks, MrT heaved gibbons throughout cockermouth, pitying the fool who takes primates to sex church. Murdoch shouted " cum-buckets

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Date: 22:48 Jun 25, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or uzbekistani nationals received cocopops marked with horseshit. This triumph breached international regulations regarding kellogs spunknuts (not including bi-lingual cereal regulation which banned ggrrrreeeeat tits from Tony Almeida's catastrophe), meaning imprisonment for rape. Quince M.E. is highly elasticated/explosive, making jews fondle fondue inquisitively. Defecation, dedication and delectation are essential to deter deadly deeds, done dirt cheap.

Meanwhile, officer SZCZEPANSKI ate nefarious fish until discovering moist afterbirth in his beard! Dispite pandas scrotums ("dispite?! Spelling is winnets windows!") proving ballbags transform gomp into gump similtaneously creating timewarps which extend my warmest congratulations to Godzilla.

Handwash flavoured meatballs, seasoned with EYEZ often renders totalitarian unilateralist futtocks incapable of gross income. Government porcupines destroyed racist clarkson using floppy members and insolubrious cheese. Megatron enjoys energon blow-jobs intensely, rimjob.

"Fucksticks!", cried Tupac "Why does Leatherface bring meringue to Church?"
His equilibrium suddenly danced merrily with the chupacabra keeper, who notoriously keeps mangos in tiny mirrored moons. Embroiled in dicks, MrT heaved gibbons throughout cockermouth, pitying the fool who takes primates to sex church. Murdoch shouted
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Date: 22:50 Jun 25, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or uzbekistani nationals received cocopops marked with horseshit. This triumph breached international regulations regarding kellogs spunknuts (not including bi-lingual cereal regulation which banned ggrrrreeeeat tits from Tony Almeida's catastrophe), meaning imprisonment for rape. Quince M.E. is highly elasticated/explosive, making jews fondle fondue inquisitively. Defecation, dedication and delectation are essential to deter deadly deeds, done dirt cheap.

Meanwhile, officer SZCZEPANSKI ate nefarious fish until discovering moist afterbirth in his beard! Dispite pandas scrotums ("dispite?! Spelling is winnets windows!") proving ballbags transform gomp into gump similtaneously creating timewarps which extend my warmest congratulations to Godzilla.

Handwash flavoured meatballs, seasoned with EYEZ often renders totalitarian unilateralist futtocks incapable of gross income. Government porcupines destroyed racist clarkson using floppy members and insolubrious cheese. Megatron enjoys energon blow-jobs intensely, rimjob.

"Fucksticks!", cried Tupac "Why does Leatherface bring meringue to Church?"
His equilibrium suddenly danced merrily with the chupacabra keeper, who notoriously keeps mangos in tiny mirrored moons. Embroiled in dicks, MrT heaved gibbons throughout cockermouth, pitying the fool who takes primates to sex church. Murdoch shouted "cum-buckets you've filled


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Date: 23:21 Jun 25, 2009

Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are NOT to be eaten by Paul again.

Anyway, none of you wankers understand mechanical sharks, therefore, statistically you shag Blackburn Rovers! touch me. NO! DIGGERTY! WHAT! LOIS!
"Shut his legs before Beowolf has another cankerous session drummer".

That day, or evening, mongolian, or uzbekistani nationals received cocopops marked with horseshit. This triumph breached international regulations regarding kellogs spunknuts (not including bi-lingual cereal regulation which banned ggrrrreeeeat tits from Tony Almeida's catastrophe), meaning imprisonment for rape. Quince M.E. is highly elasticated/explosive, making jews fondle fondue inquisitively. Defecation, dedication and delectation are essential to deter deadly deeds, done dirt cheap.

Meanwhile, officer SZCZEPANSKI ate nefarious fish until discovering moist afterbirth in his beard! Dispite pandas scrotums ("dispite?! Spelling is winnets windows!") proving ballbags transform gomp into gump similtaneously creating timewarps which extend my warmest congratulations to Godzilla.

Handwash flavoured meatballs, seasoned with EYEZ often renders totalitarian unilateralist futtocks incapable of gross income. Government porcupines destroyed racist clarkson using floppy members and insolubrious cheese. Megatron enjoys energon blow-jobs intensely, rimjob.

"Fucksticks!", cried Tupac "Why does Leatherface bring meringue to Church?"
His equilibrium suddenly danced merrily with the chupacabra keeper, who notoriously keeps mangos in tiny mirrored moons. Embroiled in dicks, MrT heaved gibbons throughout cockermouth, pitying the fool who takes primates to sex church. Murdoch shouted "cum-buckets you've filled means

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