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Full blown swine vomit

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Date: 02:46 Dec 19, 2010
RE: Christmas drinks?


Hic, fuuuurrrrrrkkk orrrrrrf!!!!

UP YER BUM!

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I'm on a boat!

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Date: 08:53 Dec 19, 2010

What a most amusing night. I had a splendid time.

However, I have such terrible, terrible wind. You would not believe the volume, length and potency of my farts today. Off the scale.

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A bit geeky

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Date: 07:48 Dec 20, 2010

"Fuck off, you trampy cunt."

Fucking classic night!

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I'm on a boat!

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Date: 21:17 Dec 20, 2010

On reflection, that may have been a bit harsh.

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A bit geeky

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Date: 23:21 Dec 20, 2010

Well, if you want to make something positive out of it, he'll probably keep a closer eye on his phone from now on.

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"Saddam is just part of the problem, if Saddam invested more in the pussy infrastructure of Iraq than he did in his fucking gay ass army, then this country would be no more fucked up than say, Mexico." - Cpl Josh Ray Person - Generation Kill


A bit geeky

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Date: 09:32 Dec 21, 2010

What did I miss? My brother brought 2 bottles of Jager over on sat... I didn't make it out. In fact, my house mate tells me I couldn't even work our kitchen door haha.

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I'm on a boat!

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Date: 18:49 Dec 21, 2010

It was a good night. We drank beer and had a laugh. We did find an iphone though. We (I) abused it, a lot, before handing it in at the bar.

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