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Date: 21:19 Jun 29, 2009
Manowar


I'm listening to Manowar.

Does that make me gay?

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Lev


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Date: 21:29 Jun 29, 2009

Yes. But not because they grease themselves up for album covers, but because the majority of their songs are piss poor and they're rated so highly off of about three tracks.

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Date: 21:47 Jun 29, 2009

They're so fucking funny though.

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Date: 22:41 Jun 29, 2009

Don't even start on Manowar here - me and Ste will destroy you all!!!

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Yes, yes we will, I pity da fool who gonna dis Manowar up in mah house!!!!


BEEEATCH!!

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Manoshit

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OH NO YOU DI-ENT!!

I'll bleeeeeeed you, real quiet, n leave ya here!

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The daft, ironic & cheesy stuff got lost on me years ago, now I genuinely believe they are the kings of metal. That latest album is just too fucking good.

Grandfather, tell me a stroy.

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Date: 04:28 Jun 30, 2009

Who were those men?

They, WERE THE METAL KINGS!

WAAAA! WAAAA!!!

Until the Blood on Your Sword is the BLOOD OF THE KING!


I am having way too much fun :P

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Four kings of metal, four metal kings.

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Kings of Metal is by far my favorite album from them.

Although, the debut is high up there as well. Gods of War was good, although a bit too much narration.

The Triumph of Steel was fucking horrible, boring as shit.

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A bit geeky

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Date: 20:46 Jun 30, 2009

They are a massive joke, but occasionally they are the best band in the entire world.

I really couldn't even describe them in a tried, a living cliché that surpasses their own madness.

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Six.Teen.

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=122819

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I'm on a boat!

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Date: 18:14 Jul 1, 2009

Manowar + Beer = Party Time! Woot!

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heh, one one my funniest drunk memories of all time is Stu after octoberfest barely able to stand whipping the hoover cable on the carpet murmuring "DEAMONS WHIP!"

He could barey talk but manowar gave him UNLIMITED POOWWWWWEERRRR.

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Date: 20:31 Jul 1, 2009

I would never blast Gods of War in my car. I can't imagine being stopped at a red light, with "AND THE WHIP CRACKS IN THE WIND!" blasting out of the speakers.

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Getting the knack of it

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Date: 16:03 Jul 3, 2009

Anyone else a fan of 'Sign of the Hammer'? Very underrated album, and probably my favourite.

'Louder Than Hell' is another that doesn't get much mention.

THE GODS MADE HEAVY METAL, AND THEY SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD, THEY SAID TO PLAY IT LOUDER THAN HELL, WE PROMISED THAT WE WOULD, WHEN LOSERS SAY ITS OVER WITH YOU KNOW THAT ITS A LIE, THE GODS MADE HEAVY METAL AND ITS NEVER GONNA DIE!

The funny thing is that Manowar would probably hate me listening to their music.

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shitoshit

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Date: 19:43 Jul 3, 2009

I've seen you stood with your trousers down, on the Carlton club dance floor, along with myself and several other posters on this board, singing to battle hymns. That makes us Manowar beer brothers for life, it pains me to see you turn your back on them and call them names. Manowar is in you, oiled up and in you.
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-- Edited by MrBanana on Friday 3rd of July 2009 07:44:14 PM

-- Edited by MrBanana on Friday 3rd of July 2009 07:45:26 PM

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Oops, I pressed post before finishing that, hope nobody saw it before the ninja edit, it would have sounded WELL gay(er).

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