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The Expendables
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Jason Statham, Jet Li, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger

You don't even know the plot and you're already going to see it, be honest. Smashing line up!

A team of the world's best and highly-trained mercenaries known as "The Expendables" led by Barney Ross consisting of Lee Christmas, Kong Bao, Gunnar Jensen, Hale Ceasar, Toll Road and assisted by an arms dealer known as Tool and a South American contact, Emanuel are hired by the mysterious Mr. Church to overthrow General Garza, the vicious, violent and ruthless dictator of the island of Corza near Brazil who has caused devastation for over 20 years. The challenge won't be as easy as they thought. In their way is a crooked CIA agent, Monroe, his psychotic bodyguard, Dan Paine, and former expendable, The Brit who is looking for revenge against the team.


Yeah? - Yeah.

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Fucking hell, what a lineup! It's like the oceans 11 of kick ass shit.

I had to do a double take though as I thought Jet Li was Chun Li, then I remembered she's not actually real.

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THIS
 
IS
 
SERIOUS!!!


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Apparently, it also stars Dolph Lundgren, Danny trejo (machete, johnny 23 from con air), Eric roberts (Straight to channel 5 hero) charisma Carpenter (the incredibly lovely cordelia from buffy the vampire slayer), David Zayas (Detective Angel from Dexter) and Giselle Itié (lovely mexican actress).

This sounds like a cream dreamer of a movie.

Also, it looks like Machete is being produced by Robert Rodrigez as we speak, can't wait to see that!

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The Machete move starts filming this month.

I can't wait for the Expendables. Arnie only has a small cameo as a politician (De Governer). The character of "Hale Caesar" is played by UFC's Randy Couture.

Written and dircted by Stallone aswell.

I can't wait.

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I'm glad Rodrigez kept his word for Machette, planet terror flopped despite being absolutely amazing so he could have just brushed the idea away.

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Jason Statham is in it, it will be good. FACT!

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MrBanana wrote:

Jason Statham is in it, it will be good. FACT!



He was in the remake of the italian job, and that was a stinker.



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I must say, the trailer doesn't do much for me. I think they could have done better. I still look forward to seeing it though.



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Holy fuck!

The planet Hollywood crew all in one film! Why didn't they do this 20 years ago?

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What a very silly movie.

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Enjoyable though. A classic example of a no brainer. Just sit back and watch the muscle men fight and blow things up. It gets the thumbs up from me.

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I saw a bootleg of MACHETTE today for sale! Can't wait for the full cinema job though.

They just fucked with the wrooooong Mexican.

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Machete is brilliant. Got a very good copy of it.

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The Expendables is the worst film i have ever seen.
What a waste of action stars.

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Bottle_of_Piss wrote:

The Expendables is the worst film i have ever seen.
What a waste of action stars.



Leave the hall.

 

Immediately.



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Seconded!

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Arnie got oooooooooooooold! He looks like he hardly walk! This is very upsetting and unsettling :'(

As far as the rest of the film goes.......er....... I fell asleep!

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*can* hardly walk

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