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Dian Wei


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Date: 09:33 Jul 6, 2009
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In other news, my neighbour's work van (he works for British Gas) exploded on their driveway last night.

Cars are loud when they explode.

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MrBanana


I'm on a boat!

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Date: 10:07 Jul 6, 2009
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What caused that?

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Lev


I've not seen the sun in weeks

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Date: 13:06 Jul 6, 2009
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Bloody hell!

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thrashduck


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Date: 16:25 Jul 6, 2009
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That's a bit coarse...

SOMEONE IN OUR OFFICE HAS SWINE FLU RAGHHGHAHHRHHG.. Devon's off.

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Dan


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Date: 16:38 Jul 6, 2009
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Hahahaha!! Swine flu Paul.

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Lev


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Date: 16:38 Jul 6, 2009
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off the wall!

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England


I've not seen the sun in weeks

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Date: 23:27 Jul 15, 2009
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Slightly expensive Cigarettes

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England


I've not seen the sun in weeks

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Date: 23:30 Jul 15, 2009
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Do not use a wheelie bin as a bed for the night when you go out on the piss.

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MrBanana


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Date: 23:31 Jul 15, 2009
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Woo, thats a hefty price for a smoke.

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ATM_FTW


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Date: 23:52 Jul 15, 2009
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England wrote:

Do not use a wheelie bin as a bed for the night when you go out on the piss.



School boy mistake (s'cuse the pun) I always sleep NEXT to the bin!biggrin



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Lev


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Date: 10:37 Jul 16, 2009
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that is..

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hod feemo


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Date: 18:19 Jul 16, 2009
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Penguins have sniper bodyguards....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8153168.stm

-- Edited by hod feemo on Thursday 16th of July 2009 06:19:47 PM

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Lev


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Date: 20:34 Jul 16, 2009
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Fucking yes. About time!

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MrBanana


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Date: 22:35 Jul 16, 2009
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I'd like to be a penguin guard, that would an ace job.

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thrashduck


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Date: 23:02 Jul 16, 2009
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Imagine if you missed and shot the penguin though, there'd literally be no going back.

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Lev


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Date: 23:08 Jul 16, 2009
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Oh shut up Bolton

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thrashduck


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Date: 00:00 Jul 17, 2009
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Fuck the shit up you tart!

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Lev


I've not seen the sun in weeks

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Alright, if we're handing out insults...and you've got glasses

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ATM_FTW


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Date: 00:55 Jul 17, 2009
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P..p..p..pick off a penguin!

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Midget Intruder


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Date: 23:49 Jul 19, 2009
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I don't want to worry anyone, but there is a radioactive pedo on the loose in Ireland.

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