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MrBanana


I'm on a boat!

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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic

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nhrn


A bit geeky

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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't

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Dan


I've not seen the sun in weeks

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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical

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England


I've not seen the sun in weeks

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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, paul

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nhrn


A bit geeky

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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, paul just

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MrBanana


I'm on a boat!

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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, paul just ate

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thrashduck


A bit geeky

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Date: 18:23 May 22, 2009
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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, paul just ate crisps

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Dan


I've not seen the sun in weeks

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Date: 18:43 May 22, 2009
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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until

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thrashduck


A bit geeky

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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death


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nhrn


A bit geeky

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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which

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Gav


I like posting me I do

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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didnt


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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce

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thrashduck


A bit geeky

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Date: 01:28 May 23, 2009
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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair

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Dan


I've not seen the sun in weeks

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Date: 08:15 May 23, 2009
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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results

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thrashduck


A bit geeky

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Date: 16:49 May 23, 2009
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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according


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IT LOOKS LIKE PORRIDGE!

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nhrn


A bit geeky

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Date: 17:03 May 23, 2009
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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to

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England


I've not seen the sun in weeks

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Date: 18:19 May 23, 2009
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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p.

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nhrn


A bit geeky

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Date: 20:32 May 23, 2009
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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short

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thrashduck


A bit geeky

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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts

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I like posting me I do

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Date: 01:03 May 24, 2009
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Over Rover, of milk and cheese, was the fattest fucker in all of Fuckingtown. Pineapple was her favourite anal sauce, when negotiating tricky sexual endeavors.

"Christ?", said King Spastic of Moontardsville, who enjoys watching frozen seahorses wank wombats underneath God's chest, "Do you think that shak should shall pal?" "Nah," said Mulengbu; "That's...so....Macho". Then an ancient ruinous octopus erotically danced naked, proudly displaying a drawing pin dick flapping gyro-mandible photo of Kes fellating sqiuds. Cats attack Godzilla infrequently. Now magic isn't magical, Paul just ate crisps until death which didn't produce fair results according to g.a.l.l.o.p. Short shorts are

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